It’s me. Helmerick The Bitter, the proud protector. I am order, I am structure. I am the power of bitter herbs, from the depths of the valleys, from the green of the forests, from the heights of the mountains. Without me, there is no clarity, no solid ground. I am the bitter core, the essence of the earth.
Hello, my name is Lou. Sweet Lou. I am loud, I am a fighter. The bold, fortified wine. I whirl and enchant, derail and unsettle. With a thunderous beat, I bring forth sweetness. My vermouth is sweet, sweet, sweet— the very balance in life. To order, I give both whip and light.